Tapo Mini Smart Wi-Fi Plug - $15
SU-PER Red Hot Cayenne Pepper Liquid - $10
Donner 500W Fog Smoke Machine - $40

The look on a burglar's face - PRICELE$$

Tapo P125M | Mini Smart Wi-Fi Plug | Tapo
Control your home lighting or ceiling fans from anywhere, anytime with the Tapo app. Set automatic schedules and pair with Alexa or Google Assistant for voice control.
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SU-PER Red Hot Cayenne Pepper Liquid 32oz
Cayenne Pepper spray is used to help stop your horse from chewing. Pump Sprayer bottle.
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Donner 500W Fog Smoke Machine Halloween 2000CFM RGB Party Stage Light + Remote | eBay
( Note: Donner fog machine is designed for indoor use because it is not waterproof.).
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